fuckity hi

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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armadillo:

Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

Sending emails to teachers Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

titytwochainz:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

corysanchez:

my life would be so much better if i had a hot neighbor

anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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