i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
my life would be so much better if i had a hot neighbor
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*