fuckity hi
Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.

canadad:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

   THEME